Name: Haden Riggs, aka Fiona’s boss on “Shameless” and the dude that played the Craigslist Killer in that Lifetime movie
The Info: This charming motherfucker can close a deal with his clean-cut looks alone, but make sure you check his copy of Grey’s Anatomy for any unregistered firearms. Oh, and keep an eye out for his lecherous bro, Robbie. He tends to rip the crotches out of fishnets.
Name: Erica Beneke, aka Lorde
Affiliation: Max’s Wine Dive
What You Need to Know: She counts her dollars on the train to the party, but Erica’s all about Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece, jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
It’s doppel time, Texas style.
Hello, 2014. You’ve brought gifts. How kind. We’re bringing you New Year’s Resolutions from the crazy kids of Boston.com’s “Boston area restaurants to check out in 2014” list.
Name: Patrick Maguire, aka Santa Claus
Gig: Author of Server Not Your Servant
Background: Maguire’s been known to get his best work done at night, though not surprisingly, this leaves him a tad worse for the wear in the morning. Nevertheless, countless boys & girls of Boston rely on Patrick’s generosity this time of year, and he never disappoints.
Reindeer. North Pole. Sleigh ride. Chimney. OK, we’re done now.